I encountered this beast in waterfront Berkeley today.

Antlered Wagon Poised To Terrorize Berkeley

It has all the hallmarks of a Jalopnik fetish object.

Antlered Wagon Poised To Terrorize Berkeley

A: It's a station wagon.

Antlered Wagon Poised To Terrorize Berkeley

B: It's kind of a beater.

Antlered Wagon Poised To Terrorize Berkeley

C: It looks like it means business.

Antlered Wagon Poised To Terrorize Berkeley

I'm not sure what's under the hood, but with a hood like that, does it really matter?

Antlered Wagon Poised To Terrorize Berkeley